I am just a man who hates the world and I play sports and fuck bitches and hunt animals and eat them raw with my bare hands. And other manly man things...

This is the best place Falcon has to offer. (Taken with instagram)

This is the best place Falcon has to offer. (Taken with instagram)

I helped build this! :3 (Taken with instagram)

I helped build this! :3 (Taken with instagram)

This is my Charles Bukowski face. (Taken with instagram)

This is my Charles Bukowski face. (Taken with instagram)

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So there I was checking my email, when I saw I had 2 new likes on Tumblr! This is pretty unheard of so I was pretty stoked! But then, turns out, they were just silly scams and I was very disappointed…

Turns out I can use my belt as a guitar strap. (Taken with instagram)

Turns out I can use my belt as a guitar strap. (Taken with instagram)

Well, I took a planter, a belt, and a bandana and I created a basket for my bike. (Taken with instagram)

Well, I took a planter, a belt, and a bandana and I created a basket for my bike. (Taken with instagram)

I take too many pictures of myself I think, so this is just a picture of my telescope! :D (Taken with instagram)

I take too many pictures of myself I think, so this is just a picture of my telescope! :D (Taken with instagram)

I love windmills. One time I was adventuring out near the Falcon airport, and this one person has about 50 windmills on his property. And it’s magical. (Taken with instagram)

I love windmills. One time I was adventuring out near the Falcon airport, and this one person has about 50 windmills on his property. And it’s magical. (Taken with instagram)

Oh Matthew, if you can’t keep your eyes straight you shouldn’t be adventuring. :3 (Taken with instagram)

Oh Matthew, if you can’t keep your eyes straight you shouldn’t be adventuring. :3 (Taken with instagram)

And then I went on a walk. (Taken with instagram)

And then I went on a walk. (Taken with instagram)